Jul 1, 2023

👽Welcome Friend👽

Hey, I’m Lee!

Stuff you’ll find here:

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I’ve been on this site since 2009, but I’ve never been good at consistent tagging. HOWEVER! Here’s what I usually tag:

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Here’s my Ao3!

My Fics:

Our Future Days - My TLOU Rise AU with f!Leo as Joel and Casey Junior as Ellie!

~ Anything I post about this series will be under the tag #rottmnt our future days

~ Art for the series! Chapter 7, Chapter 10, Chapter 13

~ Fanart! Here and Here

Raph and Mikey’s Catscapades - A lighthearted Rise oneshot where Raph and Mikey find a lost cat, but get swept up in a much more complicated situation!

Other Stuff:

My #crafting tag is for anything I’ve made, whether it’s fandom related or not!

My #reference tag is for anything I find that could be helpful! Stuff like life advice, LGBT+ resources, etc.

My #fav tag is for my favorite stuff that I want to save, usually shitposts, iconic memes, or motivational things!

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Nov 9, 2023

also attractiveness in the modern age is determined by looking perfect for images but not any allure or personality. remember when people were weird looking but attractive bc they were confident and had sex appeal and it didnt matter that their faces were not symmetrical

Nov 9, 2023

Starting a new thread of insane shit I over hear my husband say to our toddler.

  1. “Here, will this rice cake cracker sate your dark passanger?”

2. “Come now my child.”

*bluey the album starts playing*

3. “Oh I am so sorry. You’ve been mildly inconvenienced. How dare I truly”

4. “It is she! Her Majesty, Queen of the Sludge, Keeper of Goo, DJ Baby P (In the House) Dropper of Beats and Clapper of Hands”

5. He is in charge of bathtime and he lifted the ghoul tonight while singing “come with me and you’ll be in a world of baby sanitation” and I laughed so hard I snorted pasta

6. Okay this is more one that he said to me about the toddler but he was home with her while I was at work and I just got this text

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7.

“Happy Independence Day Sweetie! Nationalism is a cancer!”

8. This is another one he said to me about her but still it made me laugh so hard I nearly choked

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9.

*Penny babbling in the back seat, many la la las coming from her car seat*

“Are you singing us a song? Ah yes the dulcet tones of goblin”

10.

“Listen kid, I can’t let you have the cup anymore because you keep chugging the bath water, so we just have to remove the cup from the equation.”

11.

*penny is screaming, trying to climb back up a big slide at the playground*

“Someday you’ll learn about ,I don’t know physics and the myth of Sisyphus ,and you’ll start making a lot of connections I think. “

12. *Pen is still screaming and baby cussing about not being able to climb back up the slide*

“The problem is that you set goals for yourself that are unattainable by both man and baby.”

13.

“You can keep the cookie container, I don’t care. What kind of father would I be if I tried to separate a small raccoon child from her trash!?”

14.

*Penny is crying because the bucket she insisted on sitting in fell off the couch with her in it. Husband is bouncing her and rubbing her back after assessing that no physical damage occurred, just a bruised toddler ego*

“Oh my poor sweet angel. She fucked around and found out.”

16. “The only three things this child cares about is Elmo, Cooking Videos, and Keith Tryguy”.

17.

“Hey. No! Cup privileges hereby rescinded, bath chugger”

18.

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we miss him a lot

20.

“I just don’t know how you and I, the two most indoorsy people to ever exist, managed to give birth to I don’t know , Baby Bear Grylls!?”

21.

“Not that I ever would because I love her and she’s my best friend, but I’m pretty sure if we just gave her one of those old timey kerchiefs on a stick and like sent her into the woods, she’d be fine. She’d come home in a week with berries and woodland friends ready to go to war for her.”

22.

“There’s so many mommy blogs and parenting books but not one of them have ever told me what to do when my child adopts a mad scientist laugh. How do you proceed from there?”

23.

(For context on this one, my in laws have one of these as a coffee table)

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24.

Me: *hears a biiiig gulp come from upstairs* HEY IS SHE CHUGGING BATH WATER AGAIN?

Husband: SHE GOT THE PITCHER I USE TO RINSE HER HAIR AND IM AFRAID OF HER SO YES

25.

“ you know how penny can count to 5? She absolutely can not count to 6. We’re going through the numbers on her cube thing right? One, Two, Three, Four, Five and stop. She looks at me like what the hell do you mean keep going we’ve completed counting, this is all the numbers. I point at the 6, cause you know this thing goes to 10 and she is like looking at me like Dad, I got 1 through 5, that thing you’re pointing to? That’s some ancient rune from an unknown civilization and I can’t help you with that”

Nov 9, 2023

[ID: A video clip showing a Black person in a green coat interviewing an elderly white person holding up a flag, with more protesters in the background displaying Palestinian flags.


The interviewer asks, "Why is it important for you to be here today?"


The protester responds, "Well, uh, I'm Jewish, I'm Israeli, my parents were the only survivors of their families from the Holocaust. They both survived Auschwitz. I'm not going to support genocide am I?


"I'm here with the Palestinians, and we are here with Palestine, because we don't believe that what the British government is doing is correct. The British government is supporting this genocide! It's arming Israel, it's financing Israel.


"BBC and the other media here is supporting genocide. This is illegal. This is immoral. We don't agree with it, we will never agree with it, and as Jews -- and myself as Israeli -- I am totally against it, and we will continue to be against it.


There are now more than 60 such events in the whole of Britain, uh, people don't want to support this. They are against this government on so many other issues, but especially on this one."


Another elderly white protester next to the first joins in, leaning forward to add:


"And, also, this didn't start on October the 7th. In 1948, Palestinian villages, hundreds of them --"


Another elderly protester interjects specifically, "500 of them".


The second protestor nods and continues, "were demolished, thousands of Palestinians, innocent men, women, and children were slaughtered, and seven-hundred and fifty thousand Palestinian refugees were created. That's when it started, and it hasn't stopped since!"


End ID.]

Nov 8, 2023
Nov 8, 2023

andersen cooper strikes me as secretly wild asf with a pup mask and ball weights and shit.

Licensed UK version of this joke:

i reckon piers morgan is the type of gent who can’t shag without imagining being spanked by his childhood governess.

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